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A tasteless telivision network that is in fact the reason for many of the problems of Afro-American society. It supports stereotypical views of us blacks, instill bad grammar and sloppy dress.
It also causes many of my unghetto ghetto dwelling peers and myself to get many frustrating questions
BET is the antithesis of the African Diaspora and negates and nullifies everything our ancestors were
MeltswingMM2000: our pround black heritage, the african diaspora has taken a backseat to hiphop culture and BET
MeltswingMM2000: wtf...BET is owned by white people...
MeltswingMM2000: not to make any kind of racist point
H CheeseSandwich: whoa
MeltswingMM2000: BET is what is currupting our culture
H CheeseSandwich: thats all we had left! why cant they get....WET?
MeltswingMM2000: i say fuck bet
MeltswingMM2000: luckily...
MeltswingMM2000: we have a channel called TVOne MeltswingMM2000: TVOne is a tasteful alternative to BET
H CheeseSandwich: oh
MeltswingMM2000: i am offended by black people who give me heat about the way i talk and that i dont watch BET
MeltswingMM2000: you know what, D
MeltswingMM2000: we should learn Swahili and Mandinka
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The black equivalent to MTV. Filled with prgrams that include "ghetto" black guys and bitches with huge asses it's no wonder that most black people are looked at as idiots.
MTV, only with black people. Same retarded programming, only with rap...nevermind, they're both the same. Seriously.
friend1: Often gets a bad rep for its name but is no different than MTV except that it caters to the Black audience rather than Whites, of course that's forbidden in America though!
Me:Oh, so those girls shaking their asses is culture? What about cadilacs and "pimpin bitches"? Culture? No wonder so many people think black peole are insane. They tune into BET and see "yo yo yo yo bitch bitch fuck fuck nigga wha???? yea Jay Z foo"
dumbass.
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n. 1)an answer in the affirmative
2)an answer in the negative, usually used in the sarcastic affirmative tense.
Ex 1
Mike "Manny, you want a beer?"
Manny "Bet that, puto!"
Ex 2
Chris "Manny, are you any good at badminton?"
Manny "Bet that, puto!"
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Black Entertainment Television, a network made up of black men saying retarded things and half-white women showing off their asses. Similar to the mexican channel.
See also: The WB
Oddly enough, there is no White Entertainment Television because the Jews running the media want to instill a sense of racial shame across America so we don't come to our senses and start another Holocaust.
-Yo, nigga, I was just watchin' BET duh udda day. I beat off to all dem white girls.
-Sheeyit, you a OG now.
-Sheeyit, yo right.
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BETS when you are eating the last things in your cupboard. Macaroni and Cheese w/Hot Dogs. Scrambled Eggs w/Bacon, etc. It's your last meal. You bet your life on it.
I was hungry for some real food but all we had was BETS
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A channel that completely accepts and encourages the stereotypical black attitude and lifestyle. In other words, the degradation of human culture. As if it wasn't degraded enough...
This is what makes other races dislike blacks.
Host of a BET show: "Yo yo yo, man, dis here is the new video from, uh... uh... *inhales deeply* Sh*t, man, I need a joint. Get me one real quick, dawg, and I'll find dat cue card. Ah, hell, who am I kiddin'? I can't read."
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The most conservative channel on cable television.
It has numerous religious shows, supports gun ownership, celebrates fiscal independency, and appears to be resistant to progress and new ideas.
Also it is at times racist, homophobic, sexist, and unoriginal (not to say that conservatives are racist, homophobic, sexist or unoriginal but...come on...)
You know that a channel is conservative when it begins nearly every day with four hours of religious programming.
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