Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.
I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.
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Your least favorite uncle.
Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.
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The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"
jesus christ, your as babooned as george best
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A baboon is a type of monkey that has a red ass.
Baboon also known as hoset yousef
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1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.
Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!
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Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest
This is animalistic sex accompanied by sweat and noise!
Kendra and Ben Dover got down in the back yard, for some real baboon bumping bend overs!