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Another term for the steamy hot secretions extracted from the make penis at climax. Hence, it causes babies.
"Why you get her pregnant foo?!"
"I busted that baby batter up in that shit. My bad. ya herrrd me""
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Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.
Abraham: "Shit!"
Jacob: "what's up?"
Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."
Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."
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After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.
Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!
Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)
Frank: Whats up?
Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.
Frank: I love you.
I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster
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Refers to the origin of Baby Batter.
Usually, if not always, it is the testicles, where the process of meiosis takes place to create the life giving Baby Batter that is needed to successfully procreate.
Baby Batter CEO: Ayo, most of yall will be disposed of into tissues, condoms, socks and buttholes, but in this Baby Batter Factory, we serve one purpose. To complete a most fantastic and climactic **NUT**.
v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.
Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.
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