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If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!
Did you hear how James left his wife? He bald eagled the bitch! Thats a cold motherfucker!
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when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last
2..you i just balled that eagle
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The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.
Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches
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The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.
Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.
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to go really fast like with nitro.
dood you really bald eagled that turn, i can smell your tires burning!
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Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
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