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Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass
Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees
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Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough* If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.
Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.
If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass. The same can be said about Catholic churches.
Righteousness will always prevail.
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The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.
I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!
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Westborough Baptists picket funerals of soldiers. Lets go bomb their church.
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A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.
Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.
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A little-known YouTuber who makes videos about Penn State/Steeler football. He has been benched by Quantrell Bishop on multiple occasions to the point where he had to make a new account.
"That Egorgian Baptist just got put on strings by the 300 lb. Slob, ELPRESADOR."
The greatest trolls to ever inhabit the internet!
The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.
The church is fictional.
When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.
Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
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