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Shithole in Northwest England. A place where you can walk 100yards and find a chav, every street has dog shit on it, where it rains practically everyday and has a bad reputation for knife and drug crime. I'm UNFORTUANATE enough to live here. it's cold. I need to move to a warmer climate
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The absolute shittiest place in the whole of the north west of england. Rife with unemployment, chavs and knife crime. Typical barrow lad wears a tracksuit, a shit pair of nike trainers that most likely came from a dumpster and a hoodie that has holes and cigarette burns. Nearly everyone smokes and drinks cheap carbon shite cider. It rains nearly everyday even in summer, and when they do get sun and warm weather, usually in march for a week, everyone strips off and sunbathes even though it's only 16 degrees. Famous residents include mad russ the dog walker, jamie mary and april flowers both of whom are barrow's resident trannys. Entertainment includes shagging, drinking, smoking, doing heroin, hurling abuse at police officers, revving the fuck out of cars on hollywood park or going into kavannas and skint to get trashed and walk around in other peoples' piss. If you have any sense do not go there.
Person1-lets go to barrow in furness i heard its a right laugh
person2-nah mate i got arrested there once for calling a copper a wanker and its a total shithole.
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Barrow in Furness was probably a nice place alot of years ago.Unfortunately though,in recent years it has gradually fallen victim to inter-breeding.
Evidence of this can be seen in 80% of faces which look very similar and have the same miserable expression.Also, the typical Barrovian fuck wit tends to walk in the same manner, making himself look as big and hard as possible and grunting while making eye contact with any rival male who looks better off than he is.This rival male is most probably from out of town of course.yep, im glad i dont live there, although i did work there for a long while, God it was crap in Barrow in Furness.
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A place to when you want to get rained on, get your bike nicked by a load of chavs, walk in or around a load of dog shite on practically every street, go to school with teachers that have the collective IQ of a teabag and spend all summer being bored/being rained on. If you REALLY want to be beaten to death by some idiotic youths in tracksuits, COME TO THE ORMSGILL ESTATE/PART OF BARROW. Oh, and bring a skateboard. They dont like that.
PARKVIEW SCHOOL FTW! sarcasm
today i went to Barrow In Furness, and quite frankly, i wish i never.
I am unfortunate enough to live in barrow.
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A man who has special feelings for his son. Typically wears shades when he's 'in the mood'. A big barrow is a term given to a creepy old man.
Boy: Hey dad, how come your wearing those shades?
Man: Well son, would you mind closing your eyes, I have a surprise for you.
Boy: I don't want you to do a big barrow on me.
Man: You know me too well. Get on you knees and shutup.
A minimum security prison where inmates are forced to build a natural gas processing plant. Unlike similar prisons such as Alcatraz you cannot see the mainland. Also the source of the term "Barrowdise" this term, of course, is used ironically with a sprinkling of sarcasm. What also makes this island special is the willingness to complete the same jobs unnecessarily multiple times and to lay off workers and re hire them a week later. Oh and there are some animals and it's a nature reserve or something.
Bro so you are saying you can only have 4 midstrength beers and go to the gym on Barrow Island? Yeah man "it is what it is."