Barrovian

A person hailing from Barrow-in-Furness on the South West coast of Cumbria. All of these people are their own Grandad, and due to the level if inbreeding that goes on there feel free to tell them this to their face, they'll never catch you. Unless of course you are in the water, then those webbed feet come in mighty handy.

Dave: Come on man, whats worse, being a Barrovian or the Priest of Hiroshima?
John: It's gotta be the Barrovian, I mean come on, if you'll admit to that you're definately a finger over the usual 10!

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Barrovian Sweatshoppe

The act of, while in the valley of Barovia, you have a vampire pressed intimately between a brown bear and a Goliath Barbarian.

The worst thing that could happen, is that we end up in a Barrovian Sweatshoppe