Basile

The most.

The most I'd pay for that idiot basile is, the world.

Basil

a Russian Blue who is passionate about hunting. He usually disappeared out to nowhere and will only run straight back when his name is being called in a certain tone.

girl calling out at the back courtyard: Basil (tone 1)...Basil(tone 2)...Basil(tone 3)...Basil (tone 4)...
Neighbour: geez, Basil, just go back to her!!!!

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basilicitis

An STD caught from Joe Basilicato aka "Joe Bee"

There's the new girl Joe hired. I give it 3 days before she realizes she's caught Basilicitis.

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Basil

Codename for breasts.

Mitchell: Did you see the size or her basil?
Me: Yeah, Allah has blessed her.

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Basil

A bitch

That basil guy, he’s a bitch

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Basil

Basil the lil greek who gets all da sexy ladies

when i grow up i wanna be like basil

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basille

A specialty coffee grown from inside a human's anus. The sun never reaches there except in nudist colonies, so the coffee relies heavily on eaten McDonald's because no one can effectively digest it.

Best shared with friends and an effective weight loss medicine.

Oh man, this basille does wonders! I've lost 20 lbs!

I recently began growing basille, and now all my friends love hanging out with me!
Want some?
*grunting noises*
Here you go!

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