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Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed every single kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a pizza cutter to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce.
Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."
Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.
Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!
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A mixed drink made of Red Bull and Jack Daniels. So named as it will keep you going for 24 hours.
I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.
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To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
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Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS
My name is jack bauer and i am a federal agent! Now put your hands behind your fucking head!
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Choking out a girl with her hair then punching her in the ass till it’s bruised.
Dude I went Trevor Bauer on her ass after supper!
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1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
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the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever
"yo what happened on 24 last night"
"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"
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