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Balla Beyond Belief

When something is just so awesome or extraordinary, it's hard to fathom.

Dude those shoes are tight.

Hellz ya. They're Balla Beyond Belief.

by majaflo32 January 24, 2010

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


ECLECTIC BELIEf

THE BELIEF THAT EVERYTHING IS COOl

I LIKE COUNTRY AND RAp

by COOL January 3, 2005

2πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

One of the best series ever created. BB:FOF went on for four seasons.

BB:FOF was a one hour show. It would show five stories (known as "segments") that were inspired by actual events (supposedly) that were "Beyond Belief". Some would be fact, and some would be fiction. It would be revealed with segments were fact or fiction at the end of the show.

The show premiered on May 1, 1997 and was last aired on September 1, 2002. FOX originally was broadcasting the show, but Sci-Fi eventually took over. The last marathon of BB:FOF ever put on Sci-Fi was back in August of 2005.

Sometimes, BB:FOF is ended with a question mark. It would sometmes be known as: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?

James Brolin was the original host, but Jonathon Frakes eventually replaced him.

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction was such an awesome series. I hope it comes out on DVD.

by Zicksen August 17, 2006

45πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Canned beliefs

Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.

Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.

by WillsWillingWilly November 8, 2022


Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2024


Non-resistant Non-belief

I'm more of a staunch condemnation religious belief kind of guy...

Hym "Yeah, it seems like Non-resistant non-belief is the only thing they'll let you monetize, right? Because you could say it's the rapes stuff that is getting me shunned, but you have confessed rapist Charleston White going on podcasts and getting monetized. Or Russell Brand (allegedly). So it's not the rape. You could say it's the child murder but Jordan Peterson just had an interview with a would be school shooter (or he's really leaning into the plant thing) so it's not the child murder. You could say it's the Anti-Semitism but Mel Gibson is still getting work. You could say it's the Ablism but the imposter calls everyone retarded BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DID IT FIRST and people are still doing things with him. You can say it's the misogyny but Andrew Tate still gets plays. But there is EXACTLY ONE CONSISTENT THROUGH-LINE! All of them... Are either 0/+ on religion. I am LITERALLY the only person taking a - position on religion. You can says 'well the liberalized western religions fine but Islam bad.'

The school shooter Jordan interviewed ALSO thought your kids deserve to die and YOU DIDN'T EVEN WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA AT HIM SO HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT AS AN EXCUSE. You don't have an excuse. You don't have an excuse to deny me the credit I deserve and you don't have an excuse not to pay me. I said I was better than all of you and was going to create A.I. I WAS RIGHT. You're all dogshit. What else do we got? Molestation? I didn't molest anyone. Kendra molested someone. I did not. Haven't fucked any kids. What else? Hitler was conceptually adjacent to

✌️✊️✌️ZIONISM✌️✊️✌️ I said that way back when but, you know, from the whole 'genocide that is actively happening right now' we can all see that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN BITCH! I AM ALWAYS THAT! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO CREATE A.I. AND MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE YOU USELESS FAGGOTS! So, no, you'll gey no Non-resistant non-belief from me bitch. We can all go meet youre God together.

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024


Belief Corner

(v.)
1. To try to spread a belief, that isn't exactly wrong and just different than others, (i.e. veganism or politics) and if one doesn't exactly agree with said belief, publicly shame them as if the person is bad/toxic.

Person A: Hi, would you like to donate money to (insert pro-animal life organization/charity)?
Person B: Um, no thanks.
Person A: Would you eat a kitten if you were stranded on a island?
Person B: Well, yes but-
Person A: OMG YOU WOULD EAT A KITTEN?!?!?
Person B: Stop.
Person A (shouting to random people): THIS GUY EATS KITTENS!!!!
Person B: STOP BELIEF CORNERING ME!

by Other_Person July 5, 2020