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When one farts into the unsuspecting mouth of a sleeping or inebriated individual the farter is Dr. Bellows and the fartee is the patient. The "Dr. Bellow's Treatment" has often been prescribed as an effective revenge/treatment for a loud snorer or mouth-breather.
Yo, check out who's about to get a house call from Doctor Bellows.
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using the term "peak oil" in a thread to end the conversation. similar to godwin's law.
"Unfortunately we are just going to build more roads, which we can't use anyhow
because peak oil will have us bent over so bad in 10 years it's going to
be a real eye opener."
"wow, he just invoked bellows law. DELETE!"
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Farting under the blankets, then using one leg to create a bed-sized bellow to transfer the stink to your bed-mate.
I knew my gas was bad so, despite the colateral damage, I gave my girl a bedtime bellow.
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the value of Sean Connery's bet on celebrity jeopardy to the final jeopardy "write anything"
-Let's see what you wagered... me... bellow me, bellow me... i don't get it.
-Oh i bet you do, you Canadian ponce.
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When you're fucking a fat chick doggy style and her butt cheeks flap together like a chimey bellows, wafting butthole stank up towards your nose
She was cute for a fatty, but we had to break up on account of her chimney butt bellows
1. when a person places their mouth over a different person's asshole and inhales a fart, then places their mouth on another person's mouth, and then exhales the fart into the other person's mouth.
Origin: Russia, where bodily gases are commonly used to preserve heat or savor flavor.
1. I became excited, and was no longer hungry, after he gave me the Russian Rusty Bellows.
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Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.
Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."
Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.
Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)
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