bent

As a verb:
The act of lying about something so meaningless, that it would have been better to just say nothing at all in the first place. After a bent action, the person will lose mass amounts of respect and gain mass amounts of trash talk behind their back.

As an adjective:
Used to describe a horrible lie, one that is obviously far from the truth. The statement usually contains so much stupidity, people hearing it will be shocked at how unnecessary it was.

Ginger - "I went to this party on my street last weekend with a couple buds. Saw some nice bunnies, wheeled n' porked a few, then went again the next day."
Twinkie - "Why the hell are you benting?"

Ginger - "Me and my buddies were just tagging down the street, I was half drunk and half high at the time, then these two big guys jumped me. They took everything I had on me."
MAD - "That story is ridiculously bent."

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Bent

short for Bentley

I copped the new Bent

Bent

Bent is another word for gay, but is not used much most old people use it

are you Bent?

Bente

When your business manager catches you sitting on another chair or sitting on the teacher's table (see fifty), or basically sitting at the back part of the classroom.

Hoy nakita kita umupo diyan, bente mo Timothy!

bent

meaning: gay
opposite of a straight person

"he's as bent as a roundabout"

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Bent

Opposite of straight, meaning homosexual.

Joey from down the street is hella bent actin the way he does.

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Bent

1. Crooked or dishonest worker (may be a cop).
2. To be way too high.
3. To be fucked on top of something.

1. "Man, dont't worry 'bout that pig, he's bent."
2. "I was sooo bent last night, I woke up still stoned."
2. "I bent that horny little slut over the Kitchen table."

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