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Tweets announcing, the end of the world in 2012 or any other impending disaster.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
CapnFlood
Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
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v. To indulge in the act of mating with another person.
To have coitus interruptus
To make love
"Darling, now its our wedding night, shall we get biblical like the good lord advise?"
"Oh yes darling, that would please the baby jesus"
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Someone who is a slut, but will not sleep with anyone because of his/her religious beliefs.
"Man that girl I met last night is such a biblical bitch!"
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1. head from a significantly older woman
2. sexual encounter with a significantly older person.
My homeboy's mom gave me some biblical knowledge the other day.
I went and got me some biblical knowledge from that old-ass freak who lives around the corner.
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bib-li-kuh | ahr-kee-ol-uh-jee
noun
The guy who studies, you know, places that have to do with religion, like holy sites. Mostly like spots in Jerusalem, Middle East at different parts of the world where they claim that, you know, spots of Christ and places took place, you know, events. So, he's the guy that breaks that down and tries to, you know explain things, you know, tries to, you know, locate and really do more investigations and things.
Body, please explain what Biblical Archaeology to us.
When you bang someone who isnt you wife/husband and get stoned afterward
In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.
Often referred to as stoning
I so committed biblical adultery last night at the bar.
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The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.
Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.
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