bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.

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bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.

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bismarck

Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.

Let's go to Bismarck.

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Bismarcked

When something happens to you that you wish had never happened.

Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.

Ted got Bismarcked

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bismarck

When you take a shit in the toilet tank and it comes out the next time someone flushes.

Dude the party sucked so hard I had no choice but to sink a bismarck.

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bismarcked

A term or condition that has been marked up or doctored so that its original parameters have been intensified to the point of offensiveness.

In a successful attempt to infuriate the French to the point of declaring war in 1870, the Prussian chancellor Otto van Bismarck intercepted Kaiser Wilhelm's letter and bismarcked it, turning it into a direct insult to the French identity.

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Sink the Bismarck

When you take a crap and the stools are exceptionally large.

"Man, after eating that block of cheese yesterday I really had to play Sink the Bismarck this morning"

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