blacksmiths hammer

a black person that has a really long, thick and chunky penis, that when he spanks you with it, its like a blacksmith, hammering a horseshoe!

girl 1: oh shit my ass is so sore
girl 2: why?
girl 1: i got blacksmiths hammered last night
girl 1: ohhhhh...

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blacksmith's roundtable

men handling their hammers surrounding each other, in other words a "circle jerk"

yea, we all met at brian's house downstairs at the blacksmith's roundtable.

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His dad was a blacksmith

Someone who doesn't know their father

Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.

Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!

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Blacksmith from Castle Crashers

He's Purple

"Hey, you wanna play Castle Crashers?"

"Yeah, I call Blacksmith"

"Who, the purple guy?"

"Yeah him, the Blacksmith from Castle Crashers"

"...Why'd you say it like that?"

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albino blacksmith

street name for cocaine

Dude, I just did a line of the albino blacksmith