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Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

by molerat404 October 30, 2023


Blonked

Blinking rapidly during intercourse

Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl

by Nipple man August 20, 2013


Blonk

When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.

Damn this girl I met blonks

by Tinda December 19, 2019


Blonk

Armpits made up this name for blinks that defend blackpink and apparently if you stand up for ur faves ur automatically toxic now...

Blonks are the best

by Jade follow me at BP_karma August 1, 2020


BLONKS

An outlaw motor cycle club based in Darwin, Australia during 1980s- 1990s.
Founded by "Merry" an ex FINKS outlaw motorcycle club member from Melbourne, Australia.

Th BLONKS were 'patched over' by the HELLS ANGELS in 1990s to slow down the infiltration into Darwin by REBELS and BANDIDOS outlaw motorcycle clubs.

Are ya goin out to the BLONKS clubhouse tonight?
Fuck yeah..! The topless barmaid this week is fkn hot and the strippers this week will burn the hairs off ya balls.

Ps. I was the barmaid..! (Tru story!)

by B.WILDE August 4, 2023


Blonk

The combination of dumb, stupid, loser, and lame

Wow, Audrey’s a real blonk

by Window Shades May 9, 2020


Blonk

A round and/or cute object

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021