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(Have your friend hidden in your bedroom closet beforehand)Whislt making sweet love to your special somebody in the classic "doggie-style" position, right before climax, the male wraps his arms around her waist tightly and yells "WHOOOOOO". At this time hidden friend jumps out of said closet, causing female to panic and try to escape. The gentlemen then rides her around the room like a bucking bronco.
Thanks to Daniel, Tanner had a Bonsai Rodeo last night with Jenny. He held on for 8 seconds!
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N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.
My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.
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Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."
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When seeds from tree get in your gutters on the roof of your house and begin to grow into seedlings inside the gutter.
I love the shade from my maple tree but in the spring it drops a bunch of seeds in my gutter and I have gutter bonsai all along the edge of my roof.
Trimming the Bonsia
To manicure your pubic hair in an attempt to avoid chafing by maticulously grooming with tiny scissors and/or electric trimmer.
Before my long bike ride, I need to trim the Bonsai Tree.
The lost ancient eastern art of modifying household pets whereas u shove a cat into a jar and over time it takes that form of the jar.
see also Bonsai Kitty Patrol(BKP)
"My thats a lovely bonsai kitty vase u have in the living room"
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