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Beer and Bon Bon day is an intermittent semi annual holiday revolving around the need for a day where you do nothing but consume alcoholic beverages and/or beverages of high sugar/caffeine content and eat food items that are lacking in nutritious value, high in fat/sugar/salt content and are extremely satisfying to the pallet. It can be declared to treat broken hearts, loss of jobs, death of beloved hamsters, etc.
You do not only have to consume beer and bon bons, there are too many great mixtures to be limited to this one food item; margaritas and chicken McNuggets, spiked spiced apple cider and cupcakes, etc. As a matter of fact alcoholic beverages do not have to be consumed on this day, but it has been proven to make the process more enjoyable.
Best friends and laughter are a must. Pre-stocking of liquor and food is also imperative unless you plan on having a DD. If this is an emergency Beer and Bon Bon day then friends should bring you the supplies needed and you should start ASAP.
Rules:
1.Calories do not count today!
2.You should not become belligerently drunk, this will not help the situation.
3.If you are watching a movie and it makes you cry, turn it off!
4.No Debbie Downers allowed!
5.Laughter is essential.
6.Picture texts may be sent to close friends/family but no Facebook Mobile Uploading without prior sober consent.
7.It is okay to make a “to do” list and not accomplish one thing except consuming an entire box of Oreos.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is moving to Japan.
Girl 2: I think we need a Beer and Bon Bon Day!
Girl 1 Do you remember the 1st B & BB day?
Girl 2: The 1st intermittent semi annual B &BB day was February 15th 2010 in Roseville CA. It was an epically legendary success!
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Staying home all day with 3 children under the age of 4 and having your friends and family accuse you of doing nothing all day.
My husband and friends always ask me "what do you do all day?" Well, between Paige (3), Dexter (2) and Weinus (6 months) not much...it's a regular Bon Bon Diaper Party over here!
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The colloquial term usually used by Northern British or Scottish men when referring to a woman's rectum.
Usually used during anal intercourse.
"I heard that James Wheal got raped in the chocolate bon bon factory and enjoyed it! What a gaylord."
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when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)
My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.
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French for "good style, good attitude." Max Azria's popular women's clothing line BCBG, founded in 1989, is an acronym of this phrase. Also the name of former British indie rock band Campag Velocet's debut album, released in 1999.
"I think Campag Velocet's debut album Bon Chic, Bon Genre is much better than their follow-up album It's Beyond Our Control."
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"bon chic, bon genre," a Parisian slang meaning "good style, good attitude".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Azria
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK, ITS DEFINATELY bon chic bon genre!
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A french saying for “hit it and quit it”
Eat the pussy, fuck, say goodbye without cuddling
I met a beautiful french girl last night, you know how it went down, bon appétit and bon voyage
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