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hi there. I needed a muslim bookmark for my muslim book.
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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A muslim bookmark is a bookmark that adheres to the Islamic faith
hello there.
According to this page marked by this muslim bookmark, I'm currently looking at page 15.
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a muslim man or woman dressed to resemble a bookmark used to mark pages of books.
Hey, why do you look like a sheet of paper?
Cuz I'm trying to be a bookmark - a muslim bookmark that is.
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a muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by muslims to mark pages of a book
Yo, give me that piece of paper so I can mark where I am!
Fo' sho, I'll give you a muslim bookmark, since you're muslim
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Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.
FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.
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