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The "Satan of England" and the "English Donald Trump"
"Nobody likes Boris Johnson"
"I know right"
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The incompetent fool, who was acting as prime minister during the covid pandemic in the UK.
Ugh, boris Johnson just imposed another lockdown.
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Donald Trump bought from wish
I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..
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The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson
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Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.
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Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.
i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.
ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
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Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"
'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'
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