bra

A device that cradles a woman's boobs. This piece of clothing is used to hold the boobs up from their natural somewhat droopy position (depending on how big they are) in order to
1: Keep em from looking like the old woman on jackass number two: Very saggy and looks like a sock with a tennis ball in it (look in a national geographic mag, ugh, of course they are women who never wore one in their whole life).
2: To help eliminate severe bouncing action when the female walks, runs, or dances. They can be quite cumbersome without one while running. Because big ones can hit the face! But the male seems to be entertained by watching this action due to their enthrallment of big, round, firm, and tanned Breasts.

"WOW MAN! look at the size of her boobs, their gonna bust that bra right in half the way she moves!"

"WOW! I Went from an "A" cup bra to a "36 C" cup bra, all in the 7th grade!"

"you motorboatin son of a bitch" -Vince Vaughn- (with no bra)

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Bras

Somethin shit / crap / gay / pathetic.

originated from phone dictionary when txting 'crap' the word 'bras' comes up before you press the * button to change word. heh.

-your shoes are bras mate.
-that film was bras.

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bra

An evil machine device which pushes up ones weapons of mass pleasure to a high level, encouraging you to take off the bra before they pop out and so you can touch em, but the evil thing prevents you from getting to the boobies in a hurry, so my advice, carry scissors to injure this evil foe.

baby evil mass destruction = bralette

Daveo- Last night i was stalking sarah and the blooming slut caught me so she took of 'er top and her boobies were gunna plonk out eny minute yer? and i wanted to touch em mate wanted to feel em up real good yerr? and so i tried ta undo the lil thingy-ma-jig and the kunt of a evil machine bra woudnt let me bludy basterd mate blurdy bastrd.
Jimbo - Aw no mate what a waste of good titties

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bra

the common man's form of kryptonite
unless experienced
good luck gettin that shit off

guy 1: fuck bro i couldnt get jackies bra off last night
guy 2:...you bitch

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Bra

A girls version of the word bro. A best friend. Something that is always there for support. Even though they can be a little bit uncomfortable at times, life without them would be very difficult.

a. Bras before boys!
b. Ava... She's my bra. She is so supportive!

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Bra

1. A female piece of clothing.
2. What some surfboarders (snow, and skate) refer to each other as friends.

What up bra, whatcha been up to?

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bra

a device to enhance and support a woman's titties

I just started wearing a bra, my boobs need support!!

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