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A highly over rated, overpaid Hollywood actor with marginal talent and limited range whose success is largely contingent on his physical appearance, several off screen romantic relationships(with other minimally talented actresses) and his ability to draw intellectually vapid females to the box office for movies they wouldn’t otherwise watch. (ie...Seven years in Tibet, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club etc…)
Brad: Hey Julie, do you wanna go see Brad Pitt’s new movie? It’s about an Austrian mountain climber that becomes friends with the Dalai Lama in the 1940’s Chinese takeover..?
Julie: Ooooh yeah!!
Mark: Amber, wanna rent Fight Club?
Amber: What’s that about?
Mark: Umm…it’s about a man’s rejection of a consumeristic and narcissistic society that deprives him of his humanity.
Amber: sounds really boring.
Mark: Brad Pitt is in it.
Amber: oooh yeah! I’ll watch.
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An actor who is incredibly gorgeous and he isn't too bad of an actor. He was good in "Fight Club" and "Twelve Monkeys" and he was married to Jennifer Aniston.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would have had such a cute baby!
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An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.
Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
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An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.
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When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.
I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.
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The lust-worthy attraction to the male god known as William Bradley Pitt. Anyone who suffers from such ailment can never get over such attraction and really, who would want to?
"What is your sexual orientation?" says Paco
"Brad Pitt - Sexual... Obviously." says Mo Barb
The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.
"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."
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