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Small city in McKean County in Pennsylvania. One of the few places on the northeast where redneck jokes apply to the people. One can see snow in the middle of April and drastic temperature changes than towns only half an hour away. Bradford is famous for its unforgiving weather and as the home town of the Zippo lighter. Life in Bradford is so boring that hanging out in Walmart is fun. Bradford is also home of one of the branch campuses of the University of Pittsburgh. The roads are full of potholes and usually covered with snow. Mullets and overalls are the usual fashion all year round. There are more shopping carts than cars on driveways. The weekends are occupied by parties from fraternities and sororities from the University of Pittsburgh at Bradford.
Bradford is where one can experience the redneck lifestyle without leaving the northeast.
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When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.
Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.
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A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.
"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them
#14 Oklahoma Sooners sophomore quarterback.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
"Did you see that OU QB flip in the endzone vs OSU?"
"Yeah, that was Sam Bradford. He's a badass."
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a prison ran by lunatics who give out detentions like it’s friday night.
If you want to try every drug know to man, this is the place to be.
Boy1: yo crackhead what school did you go to
Crackhead: Bradford Academy
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A fabulous team with fabulous fans! From the lows of boring league two to the highs of the capital one cup final, beating great teams and achieving promotion! Loud away support who occassionally like the pyro!
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The act of drinking a maximum of 70% of your beer and pretending it is empty.
When your boy chugs his beer at the Glenn Abbey tennis courts and proceeds in a real boss like fashion to throw the can in the air and the can comes crashing to the earth like a brick; clearly he bradford bottomed.
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