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To be a Brad is to fail a math test while using the calculator.
We can use a calculator on the test, but I hope I don't be a Brad.
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A very large house-centipede, who typically lives in basements and feeds on spare bread crumbs. Brads LOVE to party, and just hang out! They have very long legs, and brown hair. They can be fun-loving and kind, but don't get on their bad side! Brads are known to infect their enemies with fibromyalgia.
"Hey! Look! there goes Brad!"
"Oh no, I saw a Brad the other night"
Doctor: "I think you may have a condition called fibromyalgia.."
Patient: "I never should have crossed that Brad!"
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A Brad is a guy who loves sex with men. He really can’t get enough of it. He has Friday night Mouth Fuck parties. He is also known as “red rocket” because his little red rocket gets hard when getting plowed by large cock (he prefers 9+ Inches) and he screams “red rocket, red rocket”!
During last week alone, Brad added 23 additional men to his “little black book”, including 11 that met his cock length preference. One special entry was named “Dan the Cheeseman”, but had an asterisk meaning under 3 inches.
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Unbeilevable studly male. Curly hair but not an afro. Likes to eat food, but yet remains slim. Also a nickname for a big weiner.
Dang dude that guy's brad looked like a black guys!
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a bro dad; someone who is neither your biological father nor brother, but who cares for you in a brotherly way at a fatherly age. A relationship similar to fatherhood and brotherhood but realistically neither.
You: "Wow, he gives such good advice."
Friend: -in a taunting manner- "What is he, your dad or something?!"
You: "Nah man, he's my Brad. There whenever I need him, with the informality of a brother and the wise perspective of a father."
Friend: "Damn, I wish I had a Brad."
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Sometimes nice but can be very cocky. A Brad is usually very athletic and plays lots of sports usually football or basketball. Brads have a temper but always come out of it. Brads are sweet and some play the guitar really well. Brads also have siblings.
Oh Brad! <3
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