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Something or someone so ridiculously indecisive and inconclusive
“Sarah, you’re being so brexitable you keep going back to his flat for a shag.”
“The money in my bank account is actually brexitable.”
Verb. To vocally declare one's intent to depart, but then indecisively delay or quietly avoid departure.
Every morning my cat brexits, meowing loudly at the front door, and then just sitting there when I open it for her.
Frustrated with his circumstances, the young child screamed "I'm running away". Yet his parents knew that he was brexiting, and sure enough he was quietly reading in his room minutes later.
After hearing the results of every presidential election, thousands of Americans brexit to Canada.
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How to fuck up an entire country ; To commit Brexit
The Conservative government in the UK wanted BREXIT, in doing so they fucked up an entire country. They committed Brexit
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Telling your partner you will pull out before ejaculating during sex and then changing your mind at the last minute
Brexiting
The "Rhythm Method" would a helpful form of contraception if it wasn't for the majority of men being fans of Brexiting
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Someone who believes in unicorns and fairy dust, and that their own failure in life is due to immigrants, the European Parliament and straight bananas. Brexiteers are the staunch enemy of remoaners who cause them undue stress by asking difficult questions in their selfish search for any facts (or plans) that might make the impending mother of all fuckups "worth it".
Likely to also be a little dim.
Remoaner #1: Have you met Bob? He's 36 and still believes in the Tooth Fairy
Remoaner #2: no great surprise, he is a brexiteer after all
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A word describing Britain's hypothetical exit from the European Union. A portmanteau of Britain and exit.
Peace out Europe, I'm gonna brexit.
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