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Bristol is an acronym. It stands for: Being Really Intellectual Sexy Talented Obviously-beautiful Loving.
Oh dude, she's totally Bristol!
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Bristol is a south west England city that fancies itself as up-and-coming despite the fact that it is mainly inherited by braying ex-public school students and backward yokels. It has a long history of riots. It also has two football clubs with Rovers still being a bit shitter than City who have recently been relegated to League 1. The town centre is a scruffy, depressing little set of streets and the city has a tedious one way system. Outside of the city centre there are admittedly, some very handsome buildings but there's a shitload of fucking ugly ones too. Bristol's main problem is that it thinks it's much better than it is. Ultimately it's just a shitty little city with delusions of grandeur. Still, they've always got the Bristol Stool Scale - the official medical scale for categorising shit. Seems quite appropriate.
Normal person 1: Do you want to go to Bristol
Normal person 2: No thank you. It is shit.
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One who wields a brown pistol; used as a slur for homosexuals, due to the reputed color of the member after a period of love making.
Andy: So, Conor and I just got back from the gym.
Ben: You are such a fucking bristol.
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a big city, very yucky, but like all large English cities, wealth bilt on the slave trade, not that ne on would admit it. theres the docks, a tower and tons of satues when you find traffic cones, some crappy fountins, which mostly contain bubbles. theres a mall and also a city center, with more shops (average highstreet names)The city is broken down in to sevral areas each varing in population types and scummyness. ranging from clifton, a posh place where people love the smell of there own farts, to other areas such as southmead, which has a hospital and an average family iq of 12. Bristol is also multi cultural, thisis limited to a few choise areas, like st pauls, and east ville. there are also lots of works from isanbard kingdom brunell, and the guy who played darth vader is from southmeed.
Bristol were pirates once came from.
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getting knocked up as a teen
man have you seen cindy lately? shes looking like she got bristoled!
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One of the most racist cities in the United Kingdom. Only rivaled by places like Aberdeen, Scotland, and pretty much everywhere in Ireland. The worst place for a "coloured" person to settle in. Breeding ground for the BNP and a good number of neo-Nazis.
I went to Bristol for a job interview, and had to endure racial slurs from people passing by! I didn't get the job despite my extensive list of credentials, and friendly disposition. Instead I lost the job to a blond haired, blue eyed woman who could barely read.
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An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.
Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.
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