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Ultra Right-Wing Conservative Christian Bigot who has developed the disturbing habits of believing his own rhetoric and savagely attacking anyone-and-everyone who is not like him. He once proclamed that if he was to have been elected president (in 1996), his first action would have been to place Bill Clinton under arrest.
(Buchanan doesn't stand a snowballs-chance-in-Hell of being elected ANYTHING in 2008, but if...through some horrible fracturing of the Cosmic Whatsits...he were to become president, his first action in office would be to pat George W. Bush on the back, vigorously shake his hand and tell him "Well done, great job!"
Such thoughts should make any sane, rational person want to run to the nearest toilet.)
He also DEFENDED Congressman Foley (that's the one who was sending homo-erotic E-mails to under-age teenage boys. One wonders if he would have eagerly defended President Clinton if all HE had been doing was sending erotic E-mails to Monica Lewinsky)
Some of his more "wholesome" activities have been: Praising and defending Richard Nixon; Worrying incessantly about "cultural pollution" while scoffing at actual pollution such as smog and chemicals dumped into our drinking water; Waging war against Political Correctness; Believing wholeheartedly that our children should be taught lies and myths in their history classes and creationism in their science classes; Bashing-and-smashing homosexuals, AIDS patients, unwed mothers and rock' musicians (and happily claiming resposiblity while AT THE SAME TIME denying these actions...and praising anyone else who also does the same); Butting into other peoples affairs; Revelling in the fact that he's anti-semitic; Treating women like chatel slaves; Verbally attacking anyone-and-anyone who is wealthier, healthier, or happier than he is; Utterly against Martin Luther King Day; And just being the sort of anal-retentive person that gives Conservatives a bad name.
"The truth is that Pat Buchanan was trained at the knee of Richard Milhouse Nixon."
-CBS News's Nightwatch,
December 11th, 1986.
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A certain man who they call "Mr put it on" cus he got drip for days. Someone who you'd smash on sight cus his fits are too impeccable
Very hot girl: "Daaaaaamn look at that man. He a Giles Buchanan for sure"
Other equaly attractive, latine girl: "I know gurllll i would defo smash"
Pat Buchanan: draft dodget, speach writer, and racist. He ran for the GOP's nomination twice, and in 2000 as well but as an indepedent. He's said some pretty racist/fascist crap. But he's also gone against Iraq and NAFTA, but he still reluctantly endorsed Bush. What an idiot, he also almost ran against Bob Dole in '96 because he wasn't pro-life enough. I'm pro-life but I still stick with Democrats! How trivial can you get?
Pat Buchanan is an oddball!
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The hacker of sheer awsomeness located In chiefland Florida who is the bane of existence to all teachers because he has a six sense of how to annoy any teacher till she wants to quit her job. He also almost shut down the entire internet for the whole levy county. Also when he got bored one day he lit his bestfriend Austin Ross on fire at school. Bobby likes to go into chat rooms and mess with pedofiles by imitating a teen girl and giving out enemies personal information. Also he loves to mess with a fatass named john Sikes by repeataly hitting him in the nuts so he won't reproduce.
Bobby: hey Austin come over here I have a surprise for you(bobby pulls out a can of axe and a lighter and lights Austin on fire)
Austin: damn you Bobby Buchanan this burns.
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Love-lusting stalker, usually male, who hunts female victims across the seas via the internet. He then arranges to meet them shortly before marrying them. On arrival at their new home they are chained to the house in some way, never to be seen again.
Stalks randoms using trees and secret in-house surveilance cameras in spare time...
Me: Where's Jeremy?
Jim: He's getting married.
Me: Not again!
Jim: Yep! The little Bucky Buchanan twat...
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Where the M.A.F.I.A. keep cannons.
Cristal forever, play the crib when its mink weather- the M.A.F.I.A keep cannons in they Marc Buchanan's
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A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.
James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.
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