A slang term in which Buttface is slurred and ends up sounding like Buffet
Person 1: (farts)
Person 2: Get out of my house you buffet!
5π 19π
Someone who is really buff and looks good enough to eat
Usman: "Hey Haaris, that girl over there is such a buffeting"
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When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.
Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!
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Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.
Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
An individual who consumes, nay attacks, a buffet with the vigorous and unrelenting nature of someone fighting for their very life.
Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.
Thomas: "Holy Spaghetti Monster, that person must be hungry! Look at her pile up her plate!"
Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"
Thomas: *shrieks in fear*
Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*
When an individual letβs you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style
Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didnβt taste like chicken.
Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out.
We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line!