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A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
an animal that is of hindu origin and is commonly know for telling lies and is found mostly in the areas such as hale and altricham
oh whats thet smell, oh wait hes just tellin lies what a bullshitter
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noun
a person who tells lies for a living.
"This politician is a professional bullshitter."
What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.
Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty
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Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
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an award to the person who bullshits the most in a week (they are not actually aware they have recieved the award!)
michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.
oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.
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Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.
Boy: I love you forever, I always have.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
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