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burgundy poof

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.

Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

by spam man and envelope monkey April 28, 2006

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Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.

'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.

by spicym8 May 11, 2015


Burgundy Nosedive

To perform cunilingus when the recipient is menstruating.

Pedro: How was your night last night?

Jack: I didn't realise untill after but I did the Burgundy Nosedive.

by JaaaaayTeeeeee February 11, 2012

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Burgundy Bone

1. A beautiful dark skinned woman with just the slightest hue of red.

2. A dark skinned red bone

DAAAAAAAMN look at lil momma over there! Yeah she a bad Burgundy Bone

by DoubleONigerian January 18, 2012

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Papa Burgundy

Weed, reefer, marijuana, dankacity

Hi-o wheres that Papa Burgundy??

Its time for burgundy!

by Dooshbeyag October 1, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ron Burgundy-ism

A Ron Burgundy-ism is an exclamation, an exclamation, used by San Diego's own, svelte and classy anchorman, Ron Burgundy.

"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"

"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!

"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"

"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"

"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"

"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!

by crystal0615 January 15, 2009

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National Burgundy Day

A day where everyone (namely students) are encouraged to wear Burgundy, as it is coined the 'most indie color of the decade', 'the most debated hue of the modern color palette' (between deciding what is 'maroon' or 'burgundy' or 'somethinginthemiddle') and a hue specifically chosen to unconsciously boost students' excellence during the May testing season. National Burgundy Day was originally held on 5/1 but then moved to 5/5 to make the correlation easier between the 'Maroon' in 'Maroon Five', and the color Burgundy for anyone that wants to participate. Any time early in May, the period of testing, is when the awareness day is celebrated.

Wearing burgundy on National Burgundy Day is an awareness for the testing season in full throttle in the beginning weeks of May; as numerous scientific studies correlate wearing hues of red will boost more postsynaptic neuron activity and overall, boost test scores. Simply put, wearing hues of red (like burgundy) have been correlated to students feeling more confident, assured, focused, and overall do better on their testing during their finals weeks. Thus National Burgundy Day for students also acts as an awareness day, and hollistic support for all in testing weeks.

Not to mention, it's sexy as hell.

"Why's everyone wearing Maroon today?"
"Morrison has his finals today. And it's Burgundy you dipshit."

"Damn. Right. National Burgundy Day."

by clusterbrain May 5, 2015

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