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When one (male or female) consumes alcohol and becomes intoxicated, but is with people or at an event in which he/she must not show his intoxication for risk of inappropriate behavior or embarrassment. Therefore, he/she tries to contain the fact of intoxication while still feeling the effects of the alcohol.
1) I took a few shots with my roommate right before the lawyers dinner. We both experienced inner parties.
2) I had a few beers before meeting her mother. She thought I was cool, but I was having an inner party
The Permanent State of mind where nothing is impossible.....where oneself relies on instinct to handle anything in life. To achieve the inner "G" one must remove all doubt, all fear, all worries from the mind, well as push themselves to their limits and go beyond it and believe that if they want something they go for it.
Guys 1: "How Can the DJ go up to her and talk to that girl and get her number knowing her boyfriend is right beside her?"
Guy 2: "DJ doesn't think about the what-ifs, should-ifs, and if-onlys. once he decides what he wants he goes for it, its what he calls the Inner "G""
Guy 1: Inner "G"?
Guy 2 : He says everybody has the Inner "G" all you got to do is let go of everything that is keeping you from your moment and go for it, never live in Moderation. If you want something you go for it the only thing that's stopping you.....is you
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When you take a shit and some magic inner asshole pinches it off before your normal ass hole does. You then wipe and wipe; and you can tell your ass is totally clean! Then, 15 minutes later ... bam you have itchy ass because your inner asshole let a bit more shit out.
Jack: "Jim, why are you fidgeting and keep squirming in your seat"
Jim "dewd, my inner asshole got one over on me again, i just can't get my ass clean"
"YES! I finally got one over on my inner asshole and got my ass wiped clean.
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An inner beast is basically a rage mode for people who get very angry or upset. It is a subdermal and abstract concept used to describe someone who becomes aggressive after being angered. Don't awaken someone's inner beast if you know how to tame it
When I talked about melvin's mom, his inner beast was awakened and I was fucked
This is an alcoholic drink only known to those whose hearts lie in the great state of Maryland.
Ingredients:
One National Bohemian Beer
Two Shots Rikaloff Vodka
A Dash of Old Bay
Mix These ingredients in a large glass and stir with a crab mallet.
Its the only drink that actually tastes better coming out of your mouth than coming in.
Marylander#1: Hey man, have your ever heard of the inner harbor?
Marylander#2: Yeah isnt that the harbor right in downtown B-More?
Marylander#1: Little known fact, the body of water was actually named after the alcoholic beverage.
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A psychological survival technique commonly found in males that allows them to overcome obstacles in survival situations.
Symptoms include:
Instant ability to use any melee or ranged weapon to ridiculous excess.
The abandonment of any code of honor and respect for life, religion, and/or property.
Massive spikes in manliness, such as the deepening of voice and loss of shirt (an added headband is also a clear sign.)
The systematic "I give-no-shits" attitude towards any hominid that doesn't possess a vagina.
Dramatic weepy background dreams and flashbacks. (The manliness factor is not affected during or after)
A severe immunity to bullets and any other tactical firepower.
After John's plane crashed in the South American rainforest, he used his Inner Rambo to survive the massive number of government insurgents between him and the U.S consulate.
Jim's Inner Rambo kicked in and he carried his attractive female boat passenger to safety, leaving all the other fuck-offs to become instant meat shields.
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The secret part of every straight male that enjoys Broadway Shows, singing showtunes, antiques, dancing, sad movies, puppies, gazpacho, and Liza Minelli.
Ed went to see "A Chorus Line" last night . . . I think he's exploring his inner fag.
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