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One of the most hated people in America ranking along with lawyers, car salesmen, pedophiles, environmentalists, activists and communists. The highest position in corporate America. A subhuman species. Pig. Snake. Vermin. Arrogant. Scandalous. Dishonest. Corrupt. Crooked. They ironically recieve perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and employees are paid a slave labor and receive paycuts while not being able to feed their families. CEOs steel money from the company and employees. They believe their employees are expendable and won't hesitate to lay them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." They are dishonest in reporting corporate earnings to the government and hide discrepencies from stockholders. They engage in such behaviors as insider trading, the shredding of documents and giving head to the Board of directors just to keep their job and receive unfair bonuses.

see: S.O.B., C.F.O

A CEO is the most corrupt, scandalous, dishonest and lowest form of human life.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 6, 2007

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CEO

Short for โ€œCorona Executioner Officer.โ€ A right-wing oft-inept head of state or dictator who threatens to jail anyone who refuses to get a jab due to the countryโ€™s high infection and fatality rates but low vaccination rate.

With a pathetic vaccination rate of 1.91% for Philippinesโ€™s population of 110 million, CEO Rodrigo Duterte is fed up with the tortoise take-up rate of his people turning up for a shot.

by MathPlus June 22, 2021

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The CEO

Mr. CEO or otherwise known as Admin

There's The CEO in his bang bus.

by Mr. Kroger December 19, 2021

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CEO of Sex

did you know who Invented sex?

Ned is the official founder and CEO of Sex, He has sexed my mom many times, I have proof.

Spiderman: I would like talk to the CEO of Sex
Ned: I'm the CEO of Sex

by CumCollector69 January 6, 2022

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ceo of bedtime

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.

CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime

by goopygibson September 16, 2019


CEO of Sex

The CEO of Sex is known as Ned Leeds, played by Jacob Batalon in the Spiderman movies in the MCU. He recently gained alot of popularity because he is very relatable and represents normal people who arent usually represented in media. He is worshipped in Nedcord.

Person 1: Do you know the CEO of Sex?
Person 2: Of course! He is Jacob Batalon!

by SatiricalCow January 22, 2022

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Dadada CEO

Mark Zuckerberg. No wonder why Facebook and its services are so weak in security.

There are 600,000 accounts hacked by brute force and stolen on Facebook. This happens when you have Dadada CEO who cares nothing (not even security) but money.

by Shiine-1 January 6, 2023