Cod

It's a fucking fish you video game nerds -_-

I went fishing today and caught a cod.

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Cods

cods, originated in Georgia during the 1950's. means to be crazy,dumb, or stupid

that dude is cods as a football bat

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COD

None of these above are right....
First off, if you're here for a fucking fish I'm turning your internet off. Second, "COD" stands for "Call Of Duty". Call Of Duty is the home wrecker but in a men's kind of way... Having the "COD" means taking in large amounts of useless video games that will not get you anywhere in life. The age range for having the "COD" is from 12-Late 50's. The results of having the "COD" are....

-not going out side for the weekend and/or the week.
- not talking to your friends,girlfriend (if you even have one) or the rare "wife" in this case.
- not taking care of your self hygene like... combing your hair, changing your poop stained tighty whities or taking showers.
This awful syndrome can ruin your whole social life.
(I'm not against Call Of Duty in any way,shape or form, I'm just stating the facts.)

Mom: Bob, get off that damn COD and get a job! You're fourty!
Bob: Shutup mom, I'm on a killstreak!

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cod

A middle English word meaning Scrotum. Where we get the word "Codpiece" from.

His pants were loose all in the right places, and he wasn't wearing any underwear. You could totally see his cod.

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COD

Another word for Testicle or ball, nut etc. But A word that is rapidly growing in popularity and becoming a part of everyday vocabulary among many people in the south. Primarily a word used by males as a greeting or reference to a person. The term was coined by a local town legend in Columbus, GA back in 1994 and has recently become a staple in drunken banter. Although a derogatory word in meaning, it is not and shouldn't be taken as an insult.

Joseph: Hey Cod, what's up?
Simon: oh, just grillin up some burgers.

Blake: Hey worm, where's your brother at?
Worm: I don't know where that Cod is.

Patrick: what are y'all Cod's up to??
Joseph and group: bout to go hit the lake. You wanna go you ol' Cod?
Patrick: Why hell yeah, let's get goin Cod's!

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Cod

Cod is a first person shooter, and is usually full sad ass fat kid, usually white, that sits infront of his computer/and treats his parents like shit.

Anyone who is seen to be like this does have a chode as his dick is stuck between his legs for too long, it gets flattened.

'hey i just got Cod help me?'
'Yeah ok it's r1 to shoot etc. im 10th 70 on three acounts on both xbox and wii. My playing time altogether is like 500 hours'
*Guy ran away*
'Oh well'

*calls up his mum*
'Hi shithead. i love you... to clean my room up before i slap your ass'
Cod

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cod

Call of Duty/Best FPS known to man

CoD Pwnz Joo u stupid nub!
TLoDTenchi_My

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