neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

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Y’all can’t behave

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because people “break the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.

This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.

Can’t take a joke

Gay

Tyler cannot take a joke, therefore he is gay
When you can’t take a joke you are gay
The definition is gay

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I can’t take

BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

“I AINT FUCKING WITH A PUSSY GOTTA BUMP ON IT “
“Are you singing I can’t take big d-“
“Yes”

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Reid can’t clutch

This is the most common phrase to use when playing video games. Most often, we see this in the popular game of Tom Clancy’s: Rainbow Six Siege and less common in the newest Call Of Duty, Call of duty: Modern Warfare. The player Ghilliepro379 (also referred to as “disabled”) has been carried by his teammates to platinum rank in Rainbow Six siege. He claims he is the best player but as we know, stats don’t lie. His infamous teammates (most famous Okiemommo) are the most frequent person to use this phrase. The phrase is most often used when Ghilliepro379 is the last person alive in any elimination game mode. In the life we know it, “Reid can’t clutch” are the truest words the world have ever seen.

*1v3 in Rainbow Six siege*

Okiemommo: “Reid can’t clutch“ *ghillipro379 dies and loses the game*
Teammates: “good game guys”

I can’t decide...

When you click I can’t decide to every word added.

Friend: what about this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: ok..
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...

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i can’t sleep

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose

“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
“fosho”

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