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Warm Cantaloupes

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

by saraheebsss June 8, 2009

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The Cantaloupe Challenge

The Cantaloupe Challenge is replacing your mouth with a warm cantaloupe while giving a guy head. The man is told that he needs to be blindfolded to add to the sexyness of the blowjob. The girl goes down on the guy for a minute or so. Then she tells him that she has to put her hair up but instead she grabs the already warm cantaloupe (with a hole carved through the rine) and the proceeds to fool the man by sliding the cantaloupe over his dick, and then mimicking the motion of giving head. The challenge is to see how long it takes the man before he realizes that he has been fucking a Cantaloupe instead of getting head.

I totally got my boyfriend last night! I tried The Cantaloupe Challenge and he didnt realize for 10 minutes! He nearly came!

by Hooker Trooper 6974 August 17, 2016

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cantaloupe juice

The mixture of cum, spit, and whatever lube is used after a nice titfuck. Often also slurped up.

You should've seen her chug my cantaloupe juice last night.

by Kroniso May 15, 2016

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Cantaloupe Shoppin'

The term for any character in comics or other media in which the female breasts are exaggerated in size and/or extremely prominent.

When viewing Powergirl comic books, one might say, "Wow, she just went cantaloupe shoppin'."

by Squiffy10 December 15, 2010


screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms

Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!

by blahbleebloo02 March 15, 2009

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Spanish Cantaloupe

an SSW

im a Spanish Cantaloupe โœจheheheheโœจ

by watermelon_queen September 10, 2022

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cantaloupe head

people who live or wish they live in cape cod. Can be identified by excessive consumption of cantaloupe.

"I'm from Cape Cod and I looooooove cantaloupe!"
-some stupid fag

by skankhater November 18, 2004

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