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When after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn’t committed to it.
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night’s events and has a serious case of Caoimhs' remorse.
a fat bitch who has no friends
Hey have you seen Caoimhe Power the fat bitch with no friends?
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March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!
Wow, it’s national caoimhe day today!
Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.
My daughter, Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales , is very fat
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Caoimhe is a very special Irish girl who has mastered the art of being wider than she is tall. With a somewhat disturbing obsession with a sailor, following a night of lustful passion while he was under the influence and under the age of consent. Caoimhe can often be found staring out her window at night longing for the return of her bondage buddy, but alas his return from sea is unpredictable with even her sea-man not being sure of when he can return. Until then Caoinhe waits in anticipation of the return of her illegal lover boy, watching and waiting, dreaming of the little ocean monster while she writes her terrible poetry.
"Hey have you seen Caoimhe today?"
"No shes up at the Marina in Roscommon again waiting for himself to come back."
a beautiful name, or the name of somebody who is bestfriends with somebody named 'drew' and has a boyfriend named 'clay'. baby 2 is not included. otherwised known as lil nug + more nicknames clay gave her.
clay: doesn't caoimhe hate AJR?
drew: yes.