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Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Crunch Carpet

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.

carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet

by Stubs714 December 15, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain crunch

When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.

Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!

Girl: that's a captain crunch :P

by Happy josh May 14, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

by lordosmo January 9, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.

Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

OR

I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?

by SavvyRedhead July 8, 2015


Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

by Cap'n Dictionary January 15, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž