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AKA Sarah Palin, redneck hicktown mayor who became Alaska governor and now is a wannabe Vice Prez selection of John McCain. She criticizes Barack Obama for not being an in-bred, incestuous, goat fucking, moonshine-guzzling, trailerpark-dwelling,NASCAR-mongering, Confederate flag waving redneck hick, and for starting out as a community organizer on the mean streets of Southside Chicago.
As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.
"Did you hear Caribou Barbie talking trash about Obama and the liberals' lack of family values?"
"Yeah, what a hypocrite!"
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When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass
I gave her a greasy rusty caribou
The ultimate snack when you have the munchies. A chewey granola bar made by Caribou Coffee that are made with real coffee ingrediants and taste just like their drinks. They tend to become a favorite snack of choice very quickly.
Person 1: Dude i have the munchies like a mo fo
Person 2: I know what we need...
Person 1: CARIBOU BARS!!!
Person 2: YEAH DUDE!!! Let's go get like 8 boxes!!!
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A coffee shop (similar to Starbucks) that all of the stoners sit outside of to buy weed. (Naperville, IL)
New stoner: Omg! Don't talk so loud about weed! Someone will call the cops!
Stoner: Relax, everyone knows people buy weed outside of Caribou Coffee.
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A Waddle used when you have or almost defecated in your pants and you don't want any or anymore feces to escape
I shit myself in walmart so I had to caribou walk my ass outta there
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did you hear what caribou barbie said yesterday in the debate?
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The big sister of camel toe andmoose knuckle, caribou fist is the ultimate bitch wedgie out there.
Holy crap look at the size of that caribou fist!
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