A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.
Derek Carr is not an NFL caliber qb
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bad ass who dont take shit from nobody and gets alot of girls
kyler carr is a beautiful man
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The act of reaching around the driver's seat, whilst in the back passenger's seat, and giving the driver sexual pleasure. It is prefferable for the giver to have woman-like hands, for that is the only body part seen by the receiver. It is also prefferable to have an unsuspecting passenger in the front seat in the midst of the BC.
While driving home from the dance, I was unsuspectingly given a B. Carr; however, I am unsure of the giver, for all I saw were his/her hands.
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The former spokesman and spiritual advisor for Michael Jackson's family. He is a Bible scholar who has made the list of "Who's Who in American 2005." See www.firpocarr.com
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A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (Itβs two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). Heβs a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear heβs cool