The only championship that separates Shawn Michaels of being the most famous wrestler.
I wish Michaels could compete with Trish.
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It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.
UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.
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The written manifestation of a victory so awesome that using the term "epic win" would seem utterly insulting.
An expression of ultimate jubilance.
Adolescent One: Hey man, did you remember that Halo match last night?
Adolescent Two: Of course I did! It was championship win win!
The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.
I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.
An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
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20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon
Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit
The final NFC game right before the Superbowl where any team gets to show up and beat the Green Bay Packers.
before the Superbowl every team gets a practice match against Green Bay in the nfc championship round. whether you are the Giants, Niners, Seahawks, or Tampa.
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