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Being Chauvined

Being in a relationship in which your partner becomes controlling and suffocating, and you fear for your safety.

You need to back off. I feel like Iโ€™m being chauvined.

by Paul-E-Sure July 9, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Delboy Chauvin

Despite concessions being made, a large man was resisting arrest strongly, after attempting to steal from a grocery store with a fake bill.

It took all officers to hold him down.

Delboy adopted the textbook prone knee hold to the man to restrict his maneuverability. The man continued to shout and make the same claims he had been making for the previous 30 minutes. Delboy asked his colleagues to call paramedics as the man was complaining of medical issues.

When the paramedics arrived, the man's heart had stopped beating. It was later found that he had ingested a large amount of fentanyl, which had strained his already diseased heart.

The man was pronounced dead some time later. This event would ensure that Delboy's name would be etched into the publics memory for quite some time to come. Delboy was charged for his claimed misconduct and placed under arrest. What followed was months of backlash, rioting, looting, destruction of property, arson, rape and murder, mostly by a certain group of people, in reaction to the occurrence.

A year later, the riots still ongoing in some cities, the trial began. An ready foregone conclusion,
Celebrities, politicians and galaxy-brained representatives of a certain community rejoiced at the guilty verdict, but some went a little too far. And some went too far, even before the jury had delivered their verdict. Resulting in the current situation of Delboy currently awaiting sentencing pending the outcome of a requested retrial.

Morris: You always go too far and Delboy Chauvin the situation.
Brookes: I didn't mean to it just escalated and went somewhere it shouldn't have.
Morris: I guess it was kinda my fault to begin with, not really yours for having to Delboy Chauvin me.

by TheSaltergeist May 16, 2021

202๐Ÿ‘ 321๐Ÿ‘Ž


Derek Chauvin

The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.

Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.

Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 18195๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chauvin Jury

Biased Jury

ADA Binger is hoping for a "Chauvin Jury" in the Rittenhouse trial.

by free` November 4, 2021


Derek Chauvin

The real world version of Joaquin Phoenixโ€™s Joker

If it werenโ€™t for Derek Chauvin people wouldnโ€™t be rioting

by SaggyNagy December 19, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 601๐Ÿ‘Ž


Male Chauvinism

A form of affection

Kellie wanted me to do something sweet for her birthday. So I showed her some male chauvinism by asking her to clean my car. I of course got laid that night!

by tipsyplum June 2, 2010

55๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


Derek Chauvin

The dickhead who murdered George Floyd and made all cops look like racist assholes when they, in fact, are not. He killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020, and was charged and arrested a week later. After spending 4 months in state prison, he was released on October 7 after posting a $1 million dollar bond. He is set to stand trial in March of 2021, but in all likelihood the case will be delayed now that heโ€™s out on bail.

Do I think heโ€™s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. Heโ€™s still a murderer. Nonetheless, heโ€™s a free man (at least for now)

Did anyone else hear that Derek Chauvin was released from prison?

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž