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when trying to say shit too quickly...resulting in chet.
CHET! i forgot my backpack at school!
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verb.
Inflected Forms: Chetted, Chetting
Etymology: Old High German & Old Norse
1.a: to bungle; to create disrepair; to introduce disorder in a seemingly stable environment; to cause irreparable damage unknowingly and without guile, usually self-inflicted and followed by half-hearted attempts at remediation.
Billy chetted himself when he failed to notice his dick was not completely out of his pants before relieving himself.
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A college student who wears his collar up and shops at American Eagle or Gap, etc... usually drinks one Hard Mike's Lemonade and responds, "Dude I am sooo wasted"... Also known to wear hemp products.
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Chetted is a popular urban word and has many meanings. The most popular form of the word means to be the victim of a foolish prank. Other popular forms of the word include being farted on, to have been forced to walk at a very slow pace, to have thrown up after drinking 3 beers and claiming to have been "full",and also to have challenged a gay man to a drinking contest and then lose and consequently punching a hole in your wall.
Damn it, i just got straight chetted.
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To bail, back out, or abandon someone.
Dude, I can’t believe you pulled a Chet on me in Red Dead Redemption.
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Chet is the stereotypical college student we all know and hate. Chet always wears at least two popped collars at any given time. The more popped collars a Chet wears simultaneously, the higher up on the "Cheterarchy" he is. The Chets at the top of this Cheterarchy own shirts that are literally made entirely of popped collars stitched together with lacoste symbols. Chet is never seen without his beret, scarf, birkenstocks, and hemp pants. Chet wears tweed underwear. He made the soccer team, but was promptly kicked off after failing a drug test. Chet dabbles in lacrosse, but his true passion is ultimate frisbee. The mannerisms of a Chet are easy to spot. Chet's favorite words are "bro", "beer" and "bong". He likes to call people "squares", and he always speaks at least twice as loud as the situation calls for. Chet majors in English and spends his days listening to Phish. If you see a Chet, the trick is to steal his shirt. Without popped collars, a Chet is powerless, and the other Chets he is with will quickly demote him to "square" status.
"Yo bro, pass me the beer bong" Chet drunkenly demanded, his 96 popped collars drenched in sweat from an exhausting game of ultimate frisbee.
"Yeah bro, that kid's such a square. Let's light up, bro."
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To chet is to masturbate while crying, or to cry while masturbating.
"Yeah man, I had a pretty rough day so I just went home and had myself a good chet."
"Dude you've been in the shower forever! Are you chetting?"
" I was planning on just masturbating but then I though of Nana and it became a chet-fest"
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