Rural Dictionary

Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 13, 2009

Chia cat is a Code term that pedophiles that are into beastiality use to recognize other pedophiles and their specific grade of perversion. They’re usually in their late 60s and they aren’t allowed to be around children. While they wait to prey on kids they screw their cats and and often farm animals

That chia cat is disgusting. It belongs in jail before it hurts a kid or a sheep

by Glitter Britches October 22, 2020

Pa Chia

A beautiful Hmong woman who descended from the lub ntuj(the heavens) to bless humanity. Zaj dab neeg(hmong stories and folklore) suggests that her unparalleled beauty once put a spell on all mortal men and women alike; the more you looked at her, the more you would fall in love with her timeless beauty. Her name is often invoked to describe someone who is a stone cold savage, because she is so mean and refuses to share her cute face with you. However, if anyone ever heard her voice, they would feel that her personality is just a shield to protect her from lub ntiaj teb(the mortal realm) because her sweet voice betrays her staunch personality. Her voice comes from the heart so it speaks the truth. If you listen closely, you will hear her true, raw feelings hidden within the underlying and subtleness of her sweet voice.
Her name reflects her journey in this world. There stands a sturdy tree atop a hill in lub hav ntawm npauj npaim(The Valley Hidden in Butterflies). This tree blossoms new flowers(paj chiab) come every new year. The flowers tend to die in Winter, but without fail they will always come back in Spring. Like this concept, Pa Chia is a strong, persistent bloom that can overcome all of her obstacles. Leave her in the miserable rain, but that only feeds her ambitious appetite. Like these flowers, she may be struck down by her harsh environment and experiences, but her hom phiaj(goals/will) has been written in the stars. Pa Chia is always growing and persevering:)))