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The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.
I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
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obt slut! who owns 'The Hour Inn' and makes 2 cents an hour
Christen is at OBT every nite!
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Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath
Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile
That's such a Christen Press thing to do
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.
Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
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To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.
Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening
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The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.
You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.