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British slang for blueberry pancakes.
Get out the whimsy flims mark and scribblers and clammy rogers so we can have a jolly good time
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A particularly filthy and/or sweaty vagina.
Could also refer to a Jammy Dodger that has been sitting in a warm lunchbox for too long, causing it to sweat.
Example 1
Guy1: "Wow she's a bit of alright!"
Guy2: "Don't go there man, she's got a Clammy Dodger"
Example 2
Guy1: "Ah mate, what the hell is that moist red blob in your lunchbox"
Guy2: "Clammy Dodger"
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When you finger a girl and her vagina smells like shell fish.
Susan gave Jim clammy fingers yesterday. He couldn’t get the smell off.
a grandma with a pussy that smells like fish
her gilf was a clammy grammy.
the act of lining your crack with seafood and clenching
guy: hey why do you work at that crappy seafood restaurant? girl: because I like having a clammy taco
An ancient and historically sought after exercise in sexual deviance said to have been so disgusting that it propmted capitalism. Six participants lie back on a handmade mat shitting wildly like a wall fountain. Originated as a cultural right of passage, Asia Minor
An alchemist spends his life searching for a recipe that produces gold from metal. A clemist, such as I, have already discovered and translated the riddles of human sexual curiosity at its finest: the clammy anderson
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Unlike Swamp Ass where your entire ass is wet from sweat, Clammy Anus can be described as moist and sticky and only surrounding the rectum with some possible migration down to the taint. Where Swamp Ass occurs due to heat or heavy activity and smells mostly like BO, Clammy Anus is the result of seepage due to sickness or flatulence. The odor, while more subtle, is the combination of sick and poo. Not pleasant. Chaffing is less likely with Clammy Anus, but the sticky nature makes wiping ones ass more difficult as the paper is very likely to stick and tear along the affected area.
In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.
After drinking too much last night and not feeling well today I was suffering from a classic case of Clammy Anus.
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