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The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.
'God' of ripping off black blues players.
Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.
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One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.
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A blue-meanie
Many people have a premise that Eric Clapton is God. That is wrong. To find out who is the real God see Roger Waters
The PRos and Cons of HitchHiking
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excessive drooling while giving a blow job.
Does anyone else Eric Clapton when giving oral?
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when you're so baked that your last name turns into clapton.
(being clapped outta your mind)
Bro, i'm so blazed i'm (name) clapton
A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
To suddenly change your current guitar genre, image or musical direction as a guitar god in such a drastic and shocking way, that your current fanbase needs hospitalization because of their parallel sudden identity crisis. Clapton, Bob Dylan and Gary Moore are examples of sudden musical career turns.
“He warned me he’d go Clapton on me and deliver a blues record instead of a new euro metal album.”