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an absolute bitch and pretty socially awkward
person: “omg clare speak up”
clare: “no”
2👍 1👎
A woman whom finds great pleasure in destroying whoopi cushions.
Guy 1: Man, did you see that Clare?
She totally demolished my whoopi cushion.
Guy 2: Well, that freakin' sucks... a lot.
65👍 153👎
Clare is a funny, kind and tough girl that is an amazing friend. She always will make you laugh when you are down and will always put a smile on your face. She is super pretty too. If you have a Clare in you life, shes a keeper!
Person 1: I hung out with Clare today
Person 2: Was she crazy Clare or the calm clare?
2👍 2👎
the person whom never answers your texts and is always late.. and covers her mouth when talking to you the morning after a heavy sesh!
she turned up late this morning, stinking of alchohol, what a Clare.
32👍 129👎
a giant creep, immensely organized and loves paul frank. will stalk you while you dream
45👍 256👎
The best, move lovable, funny girl. She has a heart made of golf, a sweet laugh and kind smile, and a beautiful figure. She usually has freckles, and greenish eyes. She is always there for everyone, and will be the best friend you’ve ever had. She is the most loyal, true girlfriend and will constantly love you. She has a hard time showing it sometimes because she’s afraid of losing you, but will do everything in her power to keep you happy. When you see she is struggling, hug her from behind, because she’s on the verge of breaking down. Never let a Clare go, it will be the worst mistake of your life.
“Oh man, I wish I was dating Clare.”
“Dude I know, she’s the best.”
1👍 2👎
A mega, let me repeat, MEGA, chicken nugget scoon.
“Hey, have you seen Clare anywhere?”
“THAT chicken nugget scoon? Ha! She’s probably in CoSA, the scrub!”
“Ok. I’ll triple check the juul rooms, too. Who put all those toilets in there?”
2👍 7👎