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a person that crashes there car every week.old but looks young 5’1chink bastard shit karen haircut
ohhh no i accidentally pulled a cletus uribe
A forehead mushroom stamp, immediately after anal sex.
I was so drunk after I finished with the anal sex, I thought it would be funny to give her a Dirty Cletus, and it was.
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An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.
Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?
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When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip
Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."
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this school is absolute trash and utter bull shit. each year at least 5 teachers are fired bc of the students complaints and the homework is unbearable. also, everyone at cletus is a hoe and is desperate for a gf/bf and dates like 30 ppl from other schools around la grange because no one at cletus is attractive. but that’s not all. the popular group at cletus is BULL SHIT. these girls think they’re popular yet half of them don’t have a phone yet, none of them are pretty (besides like 3 of them), none of them can get a boyfriend, their parties are trash, they dress like 8 year old jojo siwa wannabe girls (kinda), they’re really cringey, and they wouldn’t be considered popular anywhere else. so if ur still thinking about going to this school..YOU WILL REGRET IT bc none of the cletus kids are shit whatsoever and everyone out of cletus dislikes them.
friend 1:doesn’t she go to st cletus?
friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD
friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf
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Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.
“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”
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a way of saying oh my goodness this is bootiful or can be used as a nick name for someone who like flamingo and has mastered the yeet can aslo be used in other ways :)
Yetus the cletus come see these birds there so cool
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