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To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.
Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.
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A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.
If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.
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to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive
Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!
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when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.
you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?
sweenykins: absolutly not!
you: what a clockblocker
The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.
After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.
When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.
"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."
The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"
"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"
"Wait, what?"