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College

An institute of learning, designed to serve as a hindrance to one's higher education. To this day I maintain that the smartest thing I ever did in college, was drop out.

The experience of a former student of DePaul University.

by nethcev! June 28, 2004

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college

the worst idea I've ever had.

I'm going to be a college drop out in about 5 seconds.

by collegekid153 October 4, 2008

400๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


College

An overwhelming excuse to go out, get drunk, get laid, and soak up financial aid while everyone thinks that one day you may be a great leader of the world

Hey, what are you doin' tonight?
-Oh, not much just goin' to college.

by James the #2 August 28, 2008

415๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


college

High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge

Dude: this is just like high school with hotter chicks.
Dude2: YA

by greywolf February 23, 2004

1940๐Ÿ‘ 401๐Ÿ‘Ž


college

Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons.
reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out.
reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college.
Mom: That's great son.
Dad: How much will it cost?
Kid: Around 10k.
Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid.

THE END

by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003

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college

A place you go to to complete your government brainwashing.

And you pay for it too.

by stupid fucks January 23, 2005

408๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


college

Too FUCKING expensive.

I pay 5 times as much in college tuition as the in-state guys for the same fucking classes, even though I have lived in the state for two years now. And to think that all the money is going to some corporate executive's pay bonus pisses me off royally.

by out-of-state student November 6, 2003

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